| HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION | Like, you're missing out on life if you haven't played them. |
| Spiritfarer | Any of them are worth your time and money despite the order, |
| SIGNALIS | but ordered to organize my "this is the best game I've ever played" statements |
| Baldur's Gay 3 | takes like 150 hours |
| Control | |
| Cult of the Lamb | i love the stupid lil lamb |
| Death Stranding | takes like 100 hours?; violently kojima-coded |
| Disco Elysium | |
| Citizen Sleeper | DE's bloomer nephew |
| Fallout: New Vegas | transgendeb |
| METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE | LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11 |
| Transistor | |
| Darkest Dungeon 2 | |
| Neva | Every frame a painting |
| Catherine | GIVE ME SEX AND FILTH AND HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS YESSS |
| Dustborn | actually punk cyberpunk, wokeness levels so high prolonged exposure kills conservatives, you will not like it if you can't tolerate earnestness |
| STUFF PLAYED AND REMEMBERED | Ordered by how much I liked them, but honestly I kinda started melting while organizing. Mostly taken from Steam, and stuff I just randomly remembered. |
| Slay the Princess | |
| Dread Delusion | |
| Terraria | |
| GRIS | |
| Dark Souls | I sucks ass, III goes hard but requires you to have played I. II is pretty good on it's own. I is really dragging everything down. |
| Sundered | endgame without controller is not great |
| Darkest Dungeon | |
| Fallout 4 | uninstall the fucking creation club shit they baked into the game |
| Deathloop | |
| Pathologic 2 | goes hard if you're into Dostoyevsky |
| Citizen Sleeper 2 | |
| Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number | really gotta play prequel first |
| Dishonored 2 | |
| Sekiro | |
| Ribaorld | |
| Tell Me Why | |
| Dishonored | |
| LA Noire | |
| Hotline Miami | |
| GTAIV | |
| Elden Ring | ooooh how original *kojima clapping.mp4* |
| Mouthwashing | |
| Wolfenstein The New Order | |
| Don't Starve Together | |
| GTASA | |
| Witcher 3 | |
| Dying Light | |
| Shadow of War | really gotta play prequel first |
| Gods Will Be Watching | |
| MGSVGZ | more coherent experience over TPP but very short and doesnt stand on it's own without the series |
| MGSVTPP | straight up unfinished |
| Assassin's Creed 2 | |
| Remember Me | |
| Shadow of Mordor | |
| Bramble | |
| Kenshi | |
| Dead Island | |
| Dredge | boooooooring |
| Rainbow Six Vegas | i dont remember the difference between vegases |
| Rainbow Six Vegas 2 | i dont remember the difference between vegases |
| Rainbow Six Siege | |
| Project Zomboid | |
| GTAO | vro I don't like the singleplayer and frankly dont give a shit about it |
| Cyberpunk 2077 | |
| TESV Skyrim | |
| Red Dead Redemption 2 | |
| Straftat | |
| Enderal | |
| Dead Space 2 | |
| Left 4 Dead 2 | |
| Factorio | |
| Civ V | |
| NFS Prostate | |
| GRID | |
| Portal 2 | in my defense I played it when i was very young and barely remember it, should revisit it |
| Portal | I think it’s kinda overrated but it’s aight |
| Super Time Force Ultra | |
| Metro 2033 | |
| Descent | went so hard for me when i was like 7 |
| NFS Most Wanted | |
| Saint's Row 3 | |
| Minecraft | |
| Cities Skylines | |
| Borderlands | |
| Starbound | |
| Bioshock Infinite | |
| FTL | |
| OTXO | |
| Stardew Valley | i tried to get into it like 3 times, i just cant |
| Rust | |
| Death Must Die | I FUCKING HATE ROGUELIKES |
| Among Us | |
| The Long Dark | |
| Alien vs Predator | |
| Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon | |
| Fallout 76 | |
| Insurgency | |
| Shadow Warrior | |
| Tomb Raider | |
| Spec Ops The Line | supposedly interesting story under the guise of a generic john gun 3PS slop. the problem is you actually need to play the 3PS slop, which I couldn't get thru |
| Just Cause | |
| Counter Strike CZDS | |
| Duke Nukem 3D | went so hard for me when i was like 7 |
| Super Hexagon | goes hard if it's on your phone and you're on your school break; don't get it on steam; ranked against other PC games when played on PC |
| CODBO | goes so hard if you're a teenage boy |
| Fallout 2 | |
| Fallout | |
| Deu Sex Orange 1 | i fucking hate it dude |
| Sniper Elite V2 | |
| Civ VI | |
| Binding of Isaac | don't crucify me, i just dont like it (strongly) |
| DayZ | fucking waste of time |
| Counter Strike GO/2 | |
| Payday 2 | |
| Planetary Annihilation | |
| Elite Dangerous | this might be the biggest waste of money in my life |
| KSP | I think I'm not autistic enough for this |
| Garry's Mod | despite it being like the most popular thing since anal sex I actually just don't get it |
| Day of Defeat Source | |
| Arma 2 | pretty much only played DayZ mod, just here to state that I despise everything about it |
| Fallout 3 | Bethesda's cardinal sin |
| CODMW2 | |
| CODMW1 | |
| CODMW3 | |
| Ark | |
| Dota 2 | i couldn't play it even for pussy |
| Unturned | |
| ALLEGEDLY PLAYED, NOT REMEMBERED | (no particular order) |
| Always Sometimes Monsters | |
| Chivalry | |
| Magicka | i played it and remember it was cool but i dont fucking remember anything else |
| Oxygen Not Inlcuded | |
| LYNE | |
| Payday | |
| Cthulhu Saves the World | 4 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| The Ship | 4 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Shoot Many Robots | 6 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Polarity | 4 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Full Mojo Rampage | 4 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Star Chronicles | 4 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Pulse Charge | 4 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Killing Floor | vro i have 70 hours in this and I literally don't remember what this is and refuse to look it up lmfao |
| Nuclear Dawn | 10 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| State of Anarchy | 10 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Pixel Piracy | 10 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Stealth Inc 2 | 10 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| Guardians of Victoria | 10 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |
| All NFS besides MW and PS, up to Carbon | too lazy to think about order |
| Two Worlds | 10 hours, no idea what the fuck this is |